This Funny Chicken Blanket Says I May Look Calm but in My Head I've Pecked You 3 Times and It's the Perfect Gift for Chicken Lovers

🐔 Calm on the Outside, Pecking on the Inside

We've all been there. Smiling politely while internally losing it. This hilarious chicken blanket captures that exact energy with a sassy cartoon chicken wearing oversized glasses and the quote "I May Look Calm... But In My Head I've Pecked You 3 Times." It's passive-aggressive poultry at its finest, printed on a super soft flannel throw blanket that's equal parts funny and functional. Whether it's draped over the couch as a conversation starter or wrapped around you during a particularly testing family gathering, this blanket says what you're thinking so you don't have to.

😂 A Cartoon Chicken With Serious Attitude

The star of this blanket is a brilliantly illustrated cartoon chicken rocking a pair of big round glasses with a look that says "I'm judging you, but in a cute way." The design is printed in bold black ink on a clean cream background, giving it a simple but eye-catching look that works as both wall-worthy decor and a daily-use throw. The chicken's expression is perfectly deadpan, which makes the whole thing even funnier. It's the kind of blanket that visitors will spot immediately and then spend the next five minutes laughing about while asking where you got it.

🧶 Soft Flannel That Feels as Good as the Joke Lands

This isn't one of those novelty gifts that gets a laugh and then lives in a cupboard forever. The GoMelley chicken blanket is made from ultra-fine flannel that's genuinely soft, lightweight, and comfortable. It's breathable enough for summer naps under the air conditioning and warm enough for chilly winter evenings. The fabric is non-pilling, non-shedding, and skin-friendly, so it actually feels great against bare skin. It's also completely machine washable and the print stays vibrant wash after wash without fading or cracking. At 60 x 50 inches, it's a generous throw size that works perfectly on the couch, in bed, or taken along on road trips, camping, and picnics.

🎁 The Gift That Gets a Laugh Every Single Time

If you need a gift for someone who loves chickens, has a sarcastic sense of humour, or just appreciates a good passive-aggressive joke, this blanket is it. It's perfect for birthdays, Christmas, Valentine's Day, Galentine's Day, white elephant exchanges, coworker farewells, or any occasion where you want to give something that's both useful and absolutely hilarious. It works for mums, sisters, best friends, partners, and that one person in your life who always looks calm but you know is mentally pecking everyone around them. Hand it over and watch their face light up. This is one of those gifts people actually keep and use.

🌟 Why You'll Love It:

✔ Features a sassy cartoon chicken in glasses with the quote "I May Look Calm... But In My Head I've Pecked You 3 Times."
✔ Made from ultra-fine flannel that's soft, breathable, and warm without being heavy.
✔ Measures 60 x 50 inches, perfect for the couch, bed, or on the go.
✔ Non-pilling, non-shedding, and machine washable with fade-resistant print.
✔ Perfect gift for chicken lovers, sarcastic friends, birthdays, Christmas, and Valentine's Day.
✔ Bold black design on cream background looks great as decor or a throw.

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