{"product_id":"drunk-cat-statue-wine-bottle","title":"This Cat Has Clearly Had One Too Many","description":"\u003c!-- Product Name (Shopify Product Title \/ H1): This Cat Has Clearly Had One Too Many --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Page Title (SEO Meta Title): Drunk Cat Statue with Wine Bottle | Funny Cat Lover Gift --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Meta Description: A funny drunk cat statue with a bottle for shelves, bars and tables. A wonderfully ridiculous home decor gift for cat lovers and drinkers. --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Image Suggestion \/ SEO Filename: drunk-cat-statue-wine-bottle --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Suggested URL Slug: drunk-cat-statue-wine-bottle --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Shopify Tags: Alcohol, Animals, Cats, Household, For-Men, For-Women, By Price_Under $50, Shop For_Gag Gifts, Shop For_The Drinker, Shop For_The Home --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Buy It Now on Amazon --\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🍷 Nine Lives, Zero Self-Control\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost cat statues sit gracefully on a shelf and quietly improve the room. This one looks like it found the drinks cabinet, made several questionable decisions and is now waiting for the floor to stop moving. Slumped back with its belly out, paws relaxed and bottle resting between its legs, this gloriously defeated feline is home decor for people who think dignity is overrated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIts textured orange fur, smug little face and chunky seated pose give it the look of a cat that has absolutely no regrets. Add the chain around its neck and you have a tiny party animal who appears to have peaked somewhere around the third refill.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e😹 Shelf Decor With A Hangover\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from detailed resin, the figurine has enough character to stand out on a bookshelf, side table, home bar, office desk or drinks trolley. It is compact enough to fit into an existing display, but strange enough that nobody is going to overlook it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePlace it beside a bottle collection and it instantly looks like the least responsible member of the household. Put it in the living room and guests will spend the next five minutes deciding whether it is adorable, tragic or somehow both. Either way, it is far more memorable than another tasteful ceramic vase pretending to have a personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎁 A Gift For Cat People With Questionable Taste\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a brilliant present for cat lovers, wine drinkers, bar owners, party hosts and anyone whose decorating style can be described as “mostly normal, except for that one thing.” It works especially well as a housewarming gift, funny desk present, white elephant surprise or random offering for the friend who sends cat memes after midnight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUnlike a novelty gift that gets one laugh and disappears into a drawer, this one earns its place on display. The joke is obvious, the cat is oddly charming and the entire scene becomes funnier the longer you look at it. It is essentially a tiny monument to overindulgence, poor choices and the confidence to nap through the consequences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🐾 The Patron Saint Of Bad Decisions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere is something deeply relatable about a cat sitting there with a bottle and absolutely no intention of explaining itself. It does not judge your snack choices, ask why you cancelled plans or suggest switching to water. It simply exists as a furry reminder that sometimes the evening gets away from you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGive it pride of place wherever your home needs a little more personality and a little less good behaviour. Just do not expect it to help clean up afterward.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Why You'll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ Hilarious drunk cat figurine posed with a bottle\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Detailed resin design with textured orange tabby fur\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Perfect for shelves, desks, home bars and drinks trolleys\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ A funny gift for cat lovers, drinkers and party hosts\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Strange enough to become an instant conversation starter\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Brings considerably more personality than sensible home decor\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Amazon","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49110818521323,"sku":null,"price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0189\/9572\/files\/drunk-cat-statue-wine-bottle.jpg?v=1785028087","url":"https:\/\/www.oddgifts.com\/products\/drunk-cat-statue-wine-bottle","provider":"OddGifts.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}